CASE #0012LIVE
0x71A…C009
12.0X REGRET
- EXIT
- ~$42K FDV
- MISSED*
- 0.3788 ETH
PERMANENT RECORD · DEMO DATAHALL OF
HALL OF
SHAME.
Every rank cites deterministic onchain evidence. The jokes are subjective. The arithmetic is not.
01 · BIGGEST PAPER HAND02 · GENERATIONAL FUMBLE03 · ETERNAL REGRET04 · MOST EXPENSIVE COMEBACK05 · THE ORIGINAL SINNER06 · FASTEST PANIC SELL07 · TRIPLE COMBO
CASE #0007LIVE
0xA91…aF32
7.80X REGRET
- EXIT
- ~$38K FDV
- MISSED*
- 0.1971 ETH
CASE #0066LIVE
0xF00…E11a
5.22X REGRET
- EXIT
- ~$93K FDV
- MISSED*
- 0.0886 ETH
CASE #0073LIVE
0xD34…0B09
2.48X REGRET
- EXIT
- ~$154K FDV
- MISSED*
- 0.0311 ETH
CASE #0031LIVE
0x0C1…0BAD
2.04X REGRET
- EXIT
- ~$76K FDV
- MISSED*
- 0.0218 ETH
CASE #0044STALE EVIDENCE
0xBEE…0912
1.72X REGRET
- EXIT
- ~$118K FDV
- MISSED*
- 0.0151 ETH
CASE #0052RECONNECTING
0xC0F…0Ac1
1.12X REGRET
- EXIT
- ~$210K FDV
- MISSED*
- 0.0025 ETH
Primary order uses the highest reliable price since each sell divided by its volume-weighted execution price. Ties use estimated current regret in quote asset, then earlier block number. Only HIGH-confidence economic actors and sells above configured minimum volume qualify.