An evidence-first social protocol for the trades people wish the chain would forget.
This paper describes the product and design principles. Token parameters marked TBA are not yet commitments.
Final production addresses will be linked to the official explorer.
Any address circulating before publication here should be treated as unofficial.
TO BE ANNOUNCED · VERIFY BEFORE TRADINGGETREGRET.FUN turns confirmed public onchain exits into transparent, revisitable cases. The product combines an independently operated indexer, deterministic calculations, satirical verdicts, wallet-authenticated appeals, community voting, and shareable case files. The joke is subjective; the evidence trail is not.
Token communities remember spectacular exits through screenshots, hearsay, and hindsight. Those records are easy to manipulate and hard to audit. GETREGRET.FUN replaces memory with a reproducible docket: transaction identity, execution price, reliable comparison price, attribution confidence, and every verdict change are preserved together.
A qualifying sell becomes a case only after confirmation and confidence checks. The court can reopen a case as reliable reference prices change. Wallet owners can prove control by signing a one-time, origin-bound message; signing never grants custody or token approval. Appeals and jury votes add social context without rewriting the underlying evidence.
Before graduation, the curve adapter reads verified PONS V2 curve buy and sell events. After graduation, the pool adapter follows the exact Uniswap V4 pool on Robinhood Chain and conservatively reconstructs the economic actor from transaction and transfer-flow evidence. Checkpoints, block hashes, confirmation depth, deterministic replay, and reorg rewind make the index reproducible.
The reference price is a 15-minute quote-volume-weighted average: sum of price multiplied by quote volume, divided by total quote volume. Minimum-volume checks reject unreliable windows. Current regret is sold token amount multiplied by the positive difference between reliable reference price and sell price. Avoided loss uses the inverse comparison. These estimates are not full wallet P&L.
$REGRET is intended as the cultural and participation layer around the court: community identity, access to future community features, appeals and governance experiments, and ecosystem incentives where legally and technically appropriate. It does not promise revenue, yield, ownership, redemption, or appreciation. Any utility introduced later must be documented before activation.
The public docket excludes dust, system contracts, low-confidence actors, and unreliable price windows. Live mode never substitutes demo wallets. Status labels disclose delayed, stale, reconnecting, or backfilling evidence. The app requests signatures only for ownership proof and never asks for approvals, seed phrases, or custody.
The project is designed for an ordinary Linux server using a standalone Next.js service, a long-running Node.js indexer, PostgreSQL, Docker Compose, Caddy HTTPS, health checks, migrations, backups, restore, and rollback procedures. Product methodology is public; production secrets and abuse controls remain server-side.
Version 0.1 deliberately does not invent token economics. Final values must be published with verifiable evidence before launch.
Public docket, case files, rankings, wallet check, methodology, demo/live separation, and production operations.
Live token configuration, historical backfill, curve-to-pool lifecycle coverage, reliability monitoring, and official explorer links.
Wallet ownership proofs, structured appeals, snapshot-based jury voting, moderation controls, and transparent verdict history.
Official social publishing, community formats, partner integrations, and carefully documented token-enabled participation.
This document is informational and describes a work in progress. It is not an offer to sell, a solicitation, investment advice, or a promise of profit. GETREGRET.FUN is independent and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or officially connected with Robinhood Markets, Inc. or PONS. Public blockchain data may be incomplete or delayed. Always verify official links and obtain professional advice appropriate to your jurisdiction.